Enrique Says His Package Is A Big Surprise To The Ladies

Enrique Iglesias is talking toolbox and claiming the ladies are surprised he's well hung when they sample the goods.

'I said I had a small penis as a joke. And they took it literally when it is not the truth. So when people find out it's not the case they are pleasantly surprised.'

I don't think the ladies give a shit how big his cock is - as long as it's inside them with Enrique pounding hard and fast.

Id Bed Natalie Before Paris

Here's sexy Paris Hilton lookalike Natalie Reid all glammed up on the set of the Wayans Brothers' "Snowflake."

Natalie was beside herself as she was bestowed the superstar treatment on the set. She had her own trailer, a stand-in and even fans asking her for her autograph.

Natalie told a close friend, "The shoot went amazing today; the Wayans Brothers liked me so much: they kept giving me more lines!"

As you can see from her on set pictures, Natalie definitely rains on Paris Hilton's parade in the looks dept - now most of you would have Paris ahead of Nat but that's only because you think she's a dirty slut who'd ride you all day long. Now no one is saying she won't - it's just that your tool might fall off two days later with all the STDs you might catch.

Smiley Jen & Two Sleeping Babes Take Over The World

Its been just under a month since the $6m babies landed and now it's time to see them splashed on every blog, website and news outlet across the globe.

So do you want a look at them? Shame on you!!! Sadly I'm not into this crap but there are plenty of others waisting space on it including this little lot below but be warned, it's the same crap photo on them all, smiley Jennifer and two sleeping babies.

Can't believe People paid six mil for this.

Does This Look Like $6 Million Cover To You?

Meet J-Lo’s twins

Look! Photos Of Jennifer Lopez’s Twins! In A Magazine!

First Jennifer Lopez's Baby Pictures on People Magazine!

First Picture so Jennifer Lopez's Twins

Jennifer Lopez Twins , Max and Emme - First Public Photo

Jennifer Lopez Twins Pictures People Magazine March 2008

Jennifer Lopez Twins Debut In This Weeks “People” Magazine

First Look At Jennifer Lopez And The Twins

Jennifer Lopez reveals her twins

Oh yeah, here's the original People exclusive:

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: See Jennifer Lopez's Twins!

Cheryl Looks Damn Sexy In Will.i.am’s New Video

Cheryl Tweedy - or is it Cheryl Cole? - the soon to be divorced pop star has popped up in the video for Will.i.am’s new single Heartbreaker.

The video hasn't yet made it online but I do have a clip from a British TV show about Girls Aloud that aired last night showing a few snippets. It is definitely worth watching as Cheryl is looking so sexy.

To be honest I have now watched it several times and I can't take my eyes off her ass. Enjoy it and if anyone finds the full official version drop me an email with the link or file.



H/T BBI

Another Mariah Panty Flash

I can't believe this is the first set of pictures here on DarkHat of Mariah Carey flashing her knickers. Not one panty upskirt photo in sight, which is rather surprising considering the number of times Mariah has given us a close look at her ass in a short skirt.

I must remember to delve deep into the DarkHat smut vault and pull out a few great memories of Mariah and share my sordid fantasies of her giving me an erotic lapdance in a mini skirt to the point she has me exploding in my shorts. I was going to say it wouldn't be hard but of course it would, the correct wording should have been it wouldn't be difficult.

Now a Mariah Carey sex tape would be on the top 5 most wanted leaked tape list for sure. That celebrity sex tape list is definately coming together nicely. Tomorrow for sure.

I Don't Want To See Kristin Davis Having Sex

Kristin Davis, star of Melrose Place and Sex and the City, is the latest celeb to have a rumoured sex tape doing the rounds.

on 205th have a censored photo but if you prefer to see the supposed Kristin Davis licking balls then head to WWTDD who have the full colour photo.

This kinda got me thinking, now I know I don't want to see the Kristin Davis sex tape even if it is real, so who do I really want to see in a leaked home porno?

That's a long post that will require some time and thought so I'll write it tomorrow.

So What Diddy Daddy Doody Know About The Tupac Shooting?

Well according to Mr Diddy Daddy Doody he knew nothing. What about that old saying 'There is no smoke without fire'?

As Reuters reported:

The Los Angeles Times has linked two former associates of rap mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs to a 1994 assault on singer Tupac Shakur and suggested Combs knew of the attack in advance. Combs called the story "a lie."

The newspaper's report on Monday cited an unnamed source who said he was questioned during a federal probe of the shooting and beating of Shakur at the Quad Recording Studios in New York City.

Combs' associates helped plan the attack, the source told the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Times. The paper said it corroborated the source's comments in several ways.

The Times suggested Combs and another rapper, the Notorious B.I.G. (Christopher Wallace), knew Shakur was being set up. For years, Shakur claimed Combs was involved, it said.

"This story is a lie," Combs said in a statement on Monday. "It is beyond ridiculous and is completely false. Neither Biggie (Wallace) nor I had any knowledge of any attack before, during or after it happened."

Did Nicole Kidman’s Bodyguard Beat Up A Paparazzi Photographer?

Is it true Nicole Kidman's bodyguard got a bit heavy handed and lost the plot with a paparazzi photographer?

Well according to Holy Taco he did indeed and by all accounts from the video below he sounds like he gave him a few extra cracks on the jaw just for the hell of it.

So apparently a paparazzi for flynet.com was following Nicole Kidman, when suddenly her bodyguard got out and basically slapped him around/beat the living daylights out of him. Roided up bodyguards LIVE for stuff like this. You gotta think, 99.9% of their job, they never get to punch anybody. So when that .001% happens, it’s punch city and you’re the mayor.

Heather Mills Gets $50m And Relaunches Her Website

Heather Mills has been awarded a £24.3m divorce payout from meanie rocker Sir Paul McCartney, according to a court judgment released today.

She had sought £125m from the 60-year-old former Beatle, the judgment reveals, but received a fifth of that amount. McCartney had offered £15.8m. We mentioned this before here at DarkHat that Macca was being tight with his cash in regard to taking care of his ex and daughter.

Mills, 40, who married McCartney in 2002, said outside the high court in London that she was "very, very, very pleased" at the sum eventually decided on.

However Mills said she planned to launch an appeal tomorrow against a decision to make public Mr Justice Bennett's entire judgment, rather than just the summary released today.

Full details of the judgment have been withheld pending the appeal.

Soon after this announcement a number of changes to Heather Mills' official website have been made. Material from the old website was removed and soon after the judgement was made, a new site went online.

Removed content included articles entitled 'Paparazzi found guilty of assaulting Heather' and 'Heather Mills has today won a landmark victory in her fight to stop tabloid newspapers smearing her name with inaccurate stories'. They are stiil available to view at archive.org

WHO WORE IT BEST? Natassia VS Madonna

WHO WORE IT BEST? Natassia ‘Scarlet’ Malthe VS Madonna, Lindsay Lohan, Lisa Snowden and Alex Cheung.

Hot new Hollywood beauty Natassia Malthe has created quite a stir in fashion cities across the world and has been labeled as the ‘Hot New Frock Star!’ The Norwegian/Malaysian former model has been turning heads in fashion capitals across the globe in cities such as London, New York and Los Angeles and has donned some of the most amazing clothes provided by coveted designers including Dolce & Gabbana, Escada, Elie Saab, Julien McDonald and Roberto Cavalli.

Fashion designers and fashion writers have flocked to follow Natassia ‘Scarlet’ Malthe’s meteoric rise to become the latest style icon. She compared to Madonna, Lindsay Lohan, Lisa Snowdon Alexa Cheung and many other queens of the red carpet, stepping out at the highest profile events and upstaging the others to jaw-dropping effect.

Scarlet wowed the world in a floor length scarlet Dolce & Gabbana gown on the BAFTA red carpet in February, and stunned the press in a backless peach sequined ASHISH mini dress at London’s Elle Style Awards. She upstaged Lindsay Lohan in CATHERINE MALANDRINO, and even ultra-cool television presenter Alexa Chung in a LOUISE GOLDEN dress for TOPSHOP.

Scarlet first hit the screens in cult classics ‘’Skinwalkers’ and the movie adaptation of video game ‘DOA: Dead or Alive’ but was better know for her small role in the blockbuster movie ‘Elecktra’ from which she quickly went on to be known as the movie ‘scream queen’.

2008 is set to be an incredible year for Scarlet. It has just been announced that Malthe 30, has been cast as the lead actress in the brand new David Nutter project ‘Scarlet’, the new television series, which is set to infiltrate homes all over the world from April 28th 2008.

Nutter, who is best known for directing episodes of the TV smash hits such as the Sporanos, ER and Entourage and also creating pilots for Smallville, Dark Angel, and the Sarah Connor Chronicles. Nutter is also credited for ‘discovering’ Hollywood starlets Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner by casting both in some of their earliest TV roles so Nutter fans are eagerly awaiting updates on the top secret ‘Scarlet’ TV Series and are particularly interested in following the growing success of Malthe.